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Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Funny 50th birthday quotes for you loved one to use on cards or even on the cake. Much hilarity from you to them. These quotes are from the famous to anon. All of them great to use for your loved one who is turning 50 or even your self. Also take a look at the 50th Birthday quotes for cakes as well, these are funny.

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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."
~ Sir Norman Wisdom

These funny 50th birthday quotes are from well known people from writing, singing to science, enjoy...

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John P. Grier

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
~ Billie Burke

“Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.”
~ Georges Clemenceau

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
~ Ogden Nash

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.
~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~ Charles Schultz

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
~ Fred Astaire

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
~ George Orwell

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.~ Joan Rivers

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents.
From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks.
From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality.
From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
~ Sophie Tucker

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
~ Anon

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
~ Don Marquis

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
~ R. C. Ferguson

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis,

Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.

I want to be an artist
To paint pictures just for you,
So when each birthday comes around,
I can send you quite a few.

An old man loved is winter with flowers. – German proverb

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.

You are only as old as you act!

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

These funny 50th birthday quotes are fun to share.

Winning Birthday Cake Slogans

Nifty fifty!

I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!

After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!

Fifty - the ultimate "F" word.

It took me 50 years to look like this


Damn I make 50 look good

50 is the new 40

50 aged to perfection

Oh crap I'm Fifty years old

Celebrating 50 years of me

Admit it I look hot for 50

50 but still a kid inside

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Do check out the party games for adults pages and the 50th birthday party games page. There is something for everyone. Oh and not to mention the excellent drinking party games...shhh don't tell anyone but check out the college party games, they can be fun at any age.

Hope you enjoyed looking at the funny 50th birthday quotes.